Saturday, April 15, 2006

Barcelona, Spain

Barcelona, Spain. We have been here several times before so we didn’t take a tour this time. At about 1:00 PM we took a shuttle to Columbus Square. It is a little over a mile from the ship. There is huge statue of Chris in the center of a very busy traffic circle. It looks to be about 100 feet tall. In an open area there were a dozen or so tables set up like a flea market. When I say junk, that’s what this stuff was. All real junk. There were 100 year old and older cameras and pictures and all kinds of other useless junk and do dads. Absolutely nothing you would want to buy. As if they had cleaned out their attics and tried to sell what should have been thrown out.

The old buildings in the area are elegantly built and in perfect condition. This is one of the prettiest cities I have ever seen. We were thinking of getting a cab and taking a ride to the Gaudi section. We never tire of seeing his works. We never saw even one cab and just took the shuttle back to the ship.

That evening we had what they called Cocktails and Dinner with Picasso. This was only for those that took the whole world cruise. We met at 6:00 PM and boarded buses to the Gothic Quarter. We entered Casa Llotja de Mar. This is an old castle that has been renovated into a huge banquet hall with 80 foot high ceilings.

There were many people serving drinks and dozens of different kinds of tapas that never stopped. Dinner was a little unusual. First was soup. First they put a cold poached egg in a soup bowl in front of you. Next they poured potato soup into the bowl. Then they served round hunks of chicken with apple and onion in the center. The first dessert was fruit salad with peach sorbet. After dinner we were going to walk to the Santa Maria del Mar, one of Barcelona’s finest Gothic Churches, ablaze in light especially for our visit. I copied that last sentence from the brochure. Instead of going on to the church and the museum there was the option of taking a bus back to the ship. The Kapels did go back.

It was a walk of a couple of blocks over pretty rough cobble stone side walks. The church was huge and the exterior architecture was very nice. The interior had ceilings several stories high. The walls looked very plain with smooth blocks of gray stone. The interior wasn’t much. From there we walked several blocks to the Picasso Museum.

We toured the museum, in small groups, each with separate guides. After about a couple hours of that we went to a large room in the museum. It was time for dessert number two. There were more slaves walking around serving tons of different kinds of chocolates, cakes, brownies, fruits, ice cream and you name it. Now came the best part. the walk to the bus.

There was a separate guide, a cute girl form the ship, to walk just Bobbi and I to the bus. It was only a four block walk and should have been no problem, but big problem. Just as we got outside it started to sprinkle a little. As we got a little further it started to rain. Then came the lightning and thunder. By the time we got a block away it was coming down in buckets. The poor girl had only a light sweater which she tried to hold over her head. It was no help at all. I had no problem. I was wearing a suit jacket and of course my long afro hairdo kept the rain from bouncing off my scalp and running into my eyes, NOT. Our Idiots from the ship had managed to totally screw up an otherwise beautiful event. Not one of the dummies thought of having umbrellas. The ship has hundreds.

Totally Soaked Sherm Out

Sea Day

Just another sea day. Nothing out of the usual so it is lesson time.

Anywhere on the Atlantic Ocean, north of the equator, is the north Atlantic. However, there are three main routes across this ocean.

The northern route is from northern Europe or Great Britain to New York or north. That’s the route that is considered the roughest and most dangerous. That is the route the Titanic took and most of the sea traffic to and from Europe before the advent of the jet plane.

What is called the middle route or Mid Atlantic route is from southern Europe or Madeira to about the latitude of Bermuda. This route is considered less likely to have very rough seas and almost never an iceberg. That is the route we are now taking. So far it has been totally calm since we left Madeira. From the mainland to Madeira, it had been quite rough.


Last is the Southern route. That one takes you to a latitude past the Canaries Islands and over to Barbados. That’s the one we will take back should we take the world cruise again next year. It is supposed to be the smoothest.

Another day, another fact.

Factual Sherm Out

Friday, April 14, 2006

Monte Carlo, Monaco

Monte Carlo, Monaco. We docked at about 7:00 AM. We were at the harbor right at the Royal Palace. There were many yachts here, well over 100 feet long. In the past we had been at a harbor just out of this area.

As we had been here a couple times in the past, we elected to just get a tour that rode around the outskirts and saw a few attractions that were not in town. The tour was scheduled to leave at 1:30 PM. We arrived ten minutes early only to find the bus almost full.

At the rear were about five old women sitting with their legs up across two seats each and they were not about to move unless forced. On top of that, these seats were smaller and closer together then any we had encountered. This was not for me. Art said there was no leg room for him either if he couldn’t have two seats. So off the bus we went and after a small hollering session I was given back our tickets which I returned for a refund.

There were no taxis at the dock so that was about it for the day. We just went back to doing the usual stuff we did aboard.

Seat Less Sherm Out

Thursday, April 13, 2006

Rome, Italy via Civitavecchia

Civitavecchia, Italy. Port city for Rome. We have been all over, through and around Rome and a bunch of the area around. It is normally an hour and a half ride from the port to Rome. This is Easter week. It will be a mob scene and take twice as long. We decided to just go into the port town and walk around.

It was very cold this morning, about 48 degrees when we got up. The sun was out brightly so I kept delaying going out until it got a little warmer. By the time I got done waiting for it to get warm out, it was already lunch time. Gotta have lunch.

After lunch we finally went ashore and got on a shuttle bus for the 3 block walk into town.

Oh darn! You have no idea how upset I was. By the time we got there all the stores were closing up for nappy time and would not reopen until about 4:00 PM. We would be unable to buy a thing. How sad. I don’t know how I will ever get over it. That’s two days in a row this most terrible thing has worked out just right, I mean befell us.

We walked around for a while and went back on the shuttle. Today is the first day we get free internet so I spent some time there.

Highly Disappointed Sherm Out

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Sorrento, Italy (via Napoli)

Sorrento, Italy, NOT. We were supposed to anchor at about 7:30 AM. When they did anchor they found it was far too rough to use the tenders, not to mention the ship bouncing around.

The night before had been very rough too. Many were sea sick and more were taking all kinds of remedies and preventives for “ill de mare.” (French meaning sick of the sea).

AT about 8:30 AM captain Dag came on the intercom and told us the bad news, but he had good news too. We were going just an hour down the coast to Napoli. (Naples). Most of the tours would still be able to run and now we could dock instead of anchor out and have to tender in.

The Dag also gave us some interesting news about the day before. It seems we had been about ten minutes from passing on the port. Originally we were supposed to use the ships tenders. Then as we were anchoring they said we couldn’t use them and had to use the local boats. They were supposed to provide four of them but they only held 40 people each and who knew how safe these old pieces of junk were. Cap Dag said he offered to pay for their tenders and use ours. They had to be a real bunch of jerks and just liked the idea of pushing us around. When we were ready they now only had two of them. It would have taken all day just to unload the ship. Just as we were about to leave, they changed their minds again and said we could use both the ships tenders and the rented ones. I might not get off here if we do go again. I found the locals to be a bunch of unfriendly jerks both this time and several years back.

The reason we originally were supposed to go to Sorrento is that it is mostly a very pretty tourist area on a pretty coast line and is closer to the pretty costal drives and scenery. Naples is a large and somewhat unsafe city with few tourist attractions.

We did not like any of the tours offered and decided to see if we could get a cab or van on our own. We found a guy with a nice large, new Nissan van. He spoke perfect English with just the right amount of Italian accent. He had a good sense of humor and we joked up and back all day.

The big attraction had been the Amalfi drive. A drive along a breath taking coast toward Sorrento. We also went through a few very long and winding tunnels through some mountains.

Once in Sorrento we realized it was lunch time. Our driver guide, Mario, took us to what was supposed to be the best restaurant in town. The restaurant was very nice looking. Just how you might picture a large Italian bistro. The help was friendly and they too joked with us. I have not been able to find good pizza in Florida and the stuff on the ship had been mostly just okay. Muriel thought a small pizza might not be enough so she ordered antipasti too. The waiter suggested she have the pizza first and then get the antipasti if still hungry.

They had individual pizzas listed on the menu but they seemed a little expensive for just a small pizza. 8 to 10 Euros. Euros were about $1.25. We each ordered one anyway. When they came they were huge. They were very good but no one could finish theirs, except Muriel and Bobbi.

As we were leaving the restaurant we met other people from the ship. They too were advised to go to this restaurant.

By the time we left it was almost 2:00 PM and closing time for the stores. They would not reopen until 4:00 PM. Oh darn! I was so disappointed. There was going to be no shopping.

On the way out of town, Mario took us down many winding, tiny, very interesting, back streets. Once back to Naples he showed us the few old buildings, of interest, in town. We then went down many teeny, tiny back streets and what were really alleys. Some barely the width of the van. There were both houses and stores on these mini streets. If someone were to walk out without looking they would be killed. These old streets loaded with mostly young people and motor scooters were as interesting to see as the rugged cliffs on the drive to Sorrento. We had a great day and it was no over yet. Tonight was the Pesach Seder.

The Seder started at about 6:00 PM. At about 7:00 PM the ship was going by the Isle of Capri. The ship went around the island so close you could reach out and touch it. Too bad the Seder was going on at the same time. Surprisingly the food was good and we all had a good time at the Seder. They had used Bobbi’s recipe for Apple Cake for dessert and it was very good. I read the four questions and Bobbi read a big part at the end.

Seder Sherm Out

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Syracuse (Sara Goose Ah) Sicily

Syracuse (Sara Goose Ah) Sicily. We have been to Sicily before but not at this port. In the past we docked but this time we had to use tenders. We were only here from 9:30 AM to 3:00 PM. Just after we anchored it was announced they changed their minds and decided not to let the ship use it’s own tenders and could only use the local ones so they could make more money on us. That is how it was announced.

We waited to about 10:30 AM to go ashore. Their tenders were old pieces of junk that would only hold 40 people maximum. Once ashore there was pretty much nothing to look at. There were some taxis but they wanted 80 Euro an hour and there was no way I was getting ripped off for that much. There was a horse cart that could seat about 8 and wanted 50 Euro per couple if shared. They wouldn’t take dollars and the bank would not exchange money if you did not have a passport. The ship did not give us our passports.

We just walked over a bridge and when we still saw nothing to see we went back to the ship.

Tonight we all had dinner at Signatures with the Browns from One Island Place in Aventura.. They will be leaving in Rome on the day after tomorrow.

Tonight, at about 10:00 PM we passed the island of Stromboli. The volcano there is erupting and the captain stopped so we could see the fire works at night. It was something to see in the darkness.

On the way back to the room the Rabbi waylaid us and we were shanghaied into reading at tomorrows Seder.

Shanghaied Sherm Out

Monday, April 10, 2006

Katakolon (Olympia), Greece

4/10/2006

Surprise, Surprise, Surprise. This was supposed to be a sea day but the captain decided to surprise us. At about 10:45 AM he came over the loud speakers and announced that we were going to make a stop at the Greek port of Katakolon, the port town for the city of Olympia. Olympia is where the first Olympics were held.

We were to dock at noon and leave a t 6:00 PM. There was also a letter left on our door with a little further information. There was a second letter for Gold and Platinum Seven Seas Society members. Those are people that have sailed over 75 days with Radisson/Regent, not including this world cruise. They were having a special lunch, for just us, at a restaurant on the waterfront, just a few blocks walk from the ship.

This was just a small port village that must get a lot of tourists because there many little tourist stores and open air restaurants. It is a very typical looking little Med village as you might see on postcards.

There were a dozen or so taxis just at the end of the pier but really no where to go. Olympia is 45 minutes away but there is really nothing to see there, so the taxis sat unused all day.

As we walked by these taxis, on the way to lunch, every single driver had to ask us if we wanted a taxi or if we wanted to go to Olympia. You would think they might have figured out that you did not want to go anywhere when they could plainly hear you tell that to the last several drivers who just asked the same question. But no. Each driver would have to ask every person walking by the same question. Some would even get a little nasty if you just waked and paid no attention to them.

It was only about 60 degrees out but the wind was mild and in the sun it was warm enough to be comfortable as we walked along the waterfront to about the third restaurant in a row. The signs out in front of each advertising exactly the same food items. This little town was quaint and very pleasing to walk around.

Once we got to the restaurant, we had been invited to, Moutagio, there were tables set up and three buffet lines. There were also far too many people to have been all gold and platinum members not counting this year’s cruises. No one was taking names or seeing if there were people that didn’t belong there but there were plenty of tables and chairs.

The food was good and there was plenty. The captain was seated just across from us. He was really stuffing his face. The ships officers were acting as waiters and were bringing around wine, beer, soft drinks and water. I guess they didn’t give the restaurant enough time to hire some help.

After lunch Bobbi and I wondered around the stores on the waterfront and a few blocks on the street just inland. After a while my stomach didn’t feel too good and I started back to the ship. Art had already left. I started to feel a little better just before getting to the ship and stopped to wait to see if Bobbi might be coming. Silly me. There were stores of course. Finally Muriel came by and I gave up and walked back to the ship with her.

Something was still bothering me when Bobbi did finally show up at the room. By about 7:00 PM we went to dinner and met the Kapels at the Veranda restaurant. It was an Italian Bistro again. I had gone to the appetizer buffet intending to get just a drop of stuff to taste but as usual it turned out to be a plate full. The onion rings are always the culprits. After sitting down I had a few bites and believe or not, started felling really bad and left without eating dinner. Yep. You heard it here first. I finally missed a meal. This has got to be a first, at least for this last half century. Something I ate at lunch really didn’t like me. Finally by 10:00 PM or so I felt well enough to type this thing. Looks like I might live after all.

The surprise had made for a very nice day, excepting of course their trying to poison me.

Poisoned Sherm Out

PS Bobbi is going along with the therapy. We are slowly weaning her off of purchasing everything in sight. Just to show she could kick the habit, she bought nothing. However she told me it was a battle. She had found this gorgeous, huge sculpture of a fish. She knew we had no place to put it but that would not have stopped her. Not being able to lift it did slow her down some.

Sunday, April 09, 2006

Kusadasi, Turkey

Kusadasi, Turkey. If you recall, we only went here because the crazy colonel Gadafi of Tripoli, Libya went off on a nut spell for a change and decided no one can visit there anymore. So we didn’t really expect much from this second choice. Boy oh boy, were we wrong.

We had rented a private van with a driver and guide just for the four of us. We left the ship at about 9:15 AM for a 9:30 AM tour. It was a pretty long walk, maybe a couple of blocks, to the end of the pier. At the end of the pier was a very nice, new building, with some shops, they make you walk through to get out. Just outside is a parking lot for buses and vans to pick up cruise ship passengers doing tours. Ours was a VW mini bus for just the four of us and the driver and guide. There is nothing like it in the US. Our names were plastered on a large sign attached to the windshield. It would have been pretty hard for us to miss it.

Our guide was nice enough and did try hard but I found him hard to understand due to his accent.

The parts of the city we went through were very clean and modern looking. There were a few resorts lining the Sea and no poor or rundown area in sight. The roads were two lane but not overly crowded and they were in very good shape and well made. The driving was far less crazy then in Egypt and most of the other places we have visited.

One of the seven wonders of the ancient world is the Temple of Diana. All that is left now is a lone column which we stopped to take pictures of.

The main attraction here is the Ancient city of Ephesus. It took about 20 minutes to get there. We keep visiting unbelievable sights and then thinking, after seeing each, we can never be as amazed again. I am not sure, anymore, which has been the most amazing, but this one is surely different and in the running.

This city was started by the Greeks sometime BCE. It was originally on the sea shore but over the years, the river it was also on, silted up, filled in to make some land, and changed course. It is now about five to ten miles inland.

Over several centuries it was taken over by different peoples and governments. One good part is, the walking is all down hill. You start at one end and the van goes around to pick you up at the bottom.

The city lies in a valley between two mountainous areas. In around the sixth century there was an earth quake that caused the mountains to come tumbling down and bury the city. For about the last 124 years, they have been excavating and restoring whatever and wherever possible.

It starts out as Greek then the construction goes to Roman style and on and on. You would never think they had the technology to build the intricate buildings let alone the infrastructure. Running under the main road was a vast sewer system well constructed and still able to work today. There were viaducts, with fresh water from the mountains, leading to the city, and then connected to clay tile pipes that ran to every building.

The buildings had central heating. There were a series of clay pipes under the stone floors that could heat and circulate hot water. There is a huge public bath. There are several fountains.

There is a large men’s bathroom with rows of toilet seating, cut key shape, in slabs of stone. There is a huge library with a menorah sign carved on a marble step that points to the synagogue. There is an amphitheater that had been increased in size by different peoples over the years to finally seat 24,000 people. There is even a brothel. Along the street there are signs showing the way to it from the original harbor. Most could not read so the signs were in picture form. This was a picture of a woman’s foot carved into the marble walks. There was an arrow next to it and another small picture saying, no money – no honey.

A very nice thing we found was they must be good to the animals and the people must not be too poor. We came across a dog lying on the main walk or road through the old city. He was very well fed, friendly, and not at all afraid or timid when people approached and pet him. Further along the way a cat walked to the same road and sat and let people pet her. She too was well fed and both were clean and not bug infested.

Again, trying to describe this place, as with the others, cannot do it justice. Pictures help a little but not much. We walked through about two miles of the old city and could have spent a month and not seen nearly all that is dug up so far.

Next it was my biggest bargain of the day. It was time for a rest stop . It said there was a 50 cent charge but the guide got the two girls in for free.

Naturally there were shops at the ends of the city and naturally Bobbi and Muriel had to buy more junk. Then it was back to the van.

We then drove back toward the city. We drove just past the dock area where the ship was and to a carpet factory. Shortly before entering the city, our guide got a cell phone call. His attitude changed some after that. Now he was telling us that we had to take all of our belongings with us as the tour was over and we would have to walk back.

It had been about 58 degrees out when we left. It had warmed up quite a bit and was hot in the sun. We were all carrying jackets not to mention the bags of junk the girls bought on top of which I did not want to see or buy any carpets. I said we would have to return to the ship. About then a woman came up and motioned our driver to move the bus and pull up to a parking area. She then boarded and started tearing our name signs off the inside of the windshield. Obviously they had gotten another job and they thought they would cheat us out of an hour of our tour. I had no desire to see anything more as there wasn’t anything worthwhile left to see anyhow. So we went back to the dock where there were still people from the ship’s tour desk. I made a complaint of being ordered out of the bus an hour early and later I met the tour director on the ship. He said they claimed we voluntarily gave up the bus and noted my earlier complaint and returned one quarter of our tour costs.

Just past the dock parking lot there were tons of nice stores. Maybe a hundred or more of various types. After returning to the ship for lunch, Bobbi and Muriel needed a further shopping fix. I do not have that affliction and had no desire to see any more either. We already have more junk then will fit in all our luggage and the two large new pieces I bought. That fact does not slow them down for even a split second and off they went.

Several hours later, carrying more bags of junk, they were late getting back to the ship. They said they were not worried about the ship leaving without them because the captain was with them. Then to add insult to injury, Bobbi shows me the 7 boys leather jackets she bought. Upon which I asked who they were for. She says her grandchildren of course. All the boys. My next question was, did someone have one you forgot to tell me about? First I get a blank expression then she is mumbling something while counting on her fingers. Finally she says, oh yeah. I guess I got one too many.

This is getting serious. Shopping is like a drug for them. If they get too much they blow their minds. I can now see it is far too late for Bobbi. I am not sure if it is better to take them off it cold turkey or to wean them off it gradually. I decided cold turkey was best so we just left Turkey. Ha, ha. Okay. That was terrible.

Terrible Sherm Out

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